Monday, 4 June 2007

Away with the fairies at the White Hart bank

A very busy Sunday trading session including lots of Stowford press consumption by yours truly. I was accompanied in this act of satanism by Sugar and the Dark Lord. Earlier on in the day the drains had to be cleared. Thanks to Jackie Pallo. Construction project phase 1 was also completed. The gate has caused much more restlessness amongst the natives according to Byawn.

For some reason young people (mainly under 30 years old) seem to believe that it is perfectly normal to come into the White Hart, run up a large bar tab without asking and then declare that they have no money until sometime in the future. If I suggest they may get run over by a bus between now and the future they accuse me of being a miserable employer yeah but no but. A generational altercation was diffused at the last minute.

A heady cocktail of skunk damaged brain neurons and Margaret Thatcher is undoubtedly the cause. Cashier number 3 please.

1 comments:

JOHN said...

Confessions aside quite right too.