Everybody was kung-fu fighting

First known mini-brawl in two and half years here at the White Hart. It all started between two girls from Ikea just after closing time. A lot of screaming, shouting and handbags although Peter Crouch believe you me did get clumped by a mystery drinker. A small amount of collateral damage was suffered by a bush and a potted plant. Sadly, my sign asking customers to respect the neighbours and leave quietly is about as effective as sending high frequency radio signals to communicate with the aliens.