Taxi for Mr Brown

Take one turtle from the science fiction community of the 1980's; add one Scandinavian customer, an Asian taxi driver and the simple task of calling a cab to take the Scandinavian customer home. Stir all the ingredients together and shortly after the taxi driver enters the pub no one will know who Mr Brown is and the Scandinavian customer will order another beer.

Works equally well with other members of the science fiction community calling taxis for Mr Badger or Mr John