A grotesque shopping experience in the heart of Slough. Endless loops of Gloria Estefan up-beat B- sides tricking you into false economies, bulk buying and a VAT-less hedonism . I went there yesterday to buy butter, peas, washing up liquid and comfort. On exit I couldn't have got any more on the pallet truck and needed a credit note for the Hamlet Specials because I did'nt have enough money. The moral of the story is always take ten times more cash than you think you need but don't get carried away.
Ron Manager presented the Fantasy Football prizes at his condominium on a hot and muggy afternoon. I played tennis for about an hour with Steve Hasselhogg in the community court. At one point I took a serious fall on the tarmac and landed luckily, on my left wrist.
At 1.30pm Turtle asked me to change the Kronenbourg. At 1.31pm I informed Turtle that we had indeed sold out of Kronenbourg until Monday. At 5.30pm Turtle asked Lord Bovine to change the Kronenbourg. At 5.31pm upon return from the beer cellar Lord Bovine informed Turtle that we had no Kronenbourg. Upon my return from the condominium I informed Lord Bovine that we had sold out of Kronenbourg. Turtle finished work at 6.00pm. Soon we will be installing Peroni on draft just to complicate things.
'G0-Go' Bars are still thriving businesses in Thailand.
Blog Archive
Pseudonymages
- Adamski
- Alfred Pitchfork
- Alpine
- Arkwright
- Asparagus Tip Head
- Bart Simpson Head
- Biff
- Black Keith because he's tall
- Blind Bastard
- Brian the Pipe
- Buddah
- Byawn
- C.Rex
- Captain
- Cecil B Demented
- Chucklevision
- Clarence
- Coat Hanger
- Cruella De Vil
- Daniella
- Dark Lord
- Deep Sea Fisherman Head
- Doctor
- Donkey
- Double D
- Du Want
- Earl of Effingham
- Ebeneezer
- Eggert Magnusson Head
- Flipper
- Giant Haystacks
- Gibson the Younger
- Global Byawning
- Greengrass
- Grim
- Gwapple me gwape nuts
- Hagrid
- Hanging basket head
- Harbinger of Doom
- Horsehead
- Humpty Back Guinness Head
- I might have known
- I'll ave arf
- I've done that a 'fowzen' times
- Ivan the Terrible
- Jackie Pallo
- James Beattie Head
- Jaques Daniel
- Jasper Carrot Head
- Krusty
- Little Legs
- Lord Bovine
- Lord Charles Head
- Lord Horley
- Magnum PI
- Mark & his amazing technicolour yawncoat
- Matt Damon Head
- Metal Mickey
- Mick the leak
- Midnight Cowboy
- Moriarty
- Mr Bojangles Head
- Mr Burns
- Mr Kipling
- Mr Magoo
- Mrs Slocombe Head
- Nurse Gladys
- Oaf
- Peter Crouch believe you me
- Peter Lorre Head
- Posh Chav
- Potato Head
- Queen Mother from Essex
- Rat
- Reverend James
- Roger Mellie
- Ron Manager
- Ron Manager
- Ron Travolta
- Rula Lenska Head
- Rusty
- Rusty Barmaid
- Say what you see
- Scary
- Scote
- Sheephead
- Shrek
- Silly Robert
- Snake
- Snake Clive
- Spanish Bob
- Steve Hasslehogg
- Stumpimus Maximus
- Sugar
- Syrup Dome Head
- Sznn
- The Delahooleys
- The Invisible Barmaid
- The Invisible Barman
- The Pig
- The Populist
- The Senitentiary
- The well known unknown actor
- Thompson's Gazelle Head
- Turf Burglar
- Turtle
- Ugi
- Uncle Fester
- Walter Mitty
- Whispering Bob Harris
- Wilfred Bramble Head
- William Three Cheers
- William Three Hundred Cheers
- World Cup Willy Head
- Yeti
- Young Geldof Head
4 comments:
Is the WH gonna become a go-go bar then?
I'm waiting to be part of the winge. Most entertaining though. I wish this notepad would get out from underneath my right arm. Why is it that re-fillable lighters never work as well as they did before they were re-filled?
excuse me i only asked once for you to change the kronenbourg because i was not informed by landlord that it had gone away on a holiday x
Well spotted. I think? Who exactly are we having a go at here Hamish? Remember you have to use a pseudonym.
Post a Comment